This guy needs to run for President

This guy really exists and these are
what he puts on the sign in front of
his business!! Good for him!!!

He's back!!! – Bill, the owner of
Casa D'Ice restaurant in North Versailles, PA
(10 miles southeast of
Pittsburgh )

I just want to thank all of you ...............

Thank you all for your
educational emails over the past few years. 

 Thanks to you,
I no longer open a public
bathroom door without using a paper towel.
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I can't use the remote in a hotel room
because I don't know what the last person
was doing while flipping through the channels.
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I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread
because I can only imagine what has
happened on it since it was last washed.
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I can't enjoy lemon slices in my tea or on my
seafood anymore because lemon peels have
been found to contain all kinds of nasty germs
including feces.
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I have trouble shaking hands with someone who
has been driving because the number one
pastime while driving alone is picking your nose.
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Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip
because I can only imagine how many gallons
of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
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I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has
placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.
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I must send my special thanks to whoever sent
me the one about poop in the glue on
envelopes because I now have to use a wet
sponge with every envelope that needs
sealing.
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Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can
I open for the same reason.
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I no longer have any savings because I gave it
to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die
in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
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I no longer have any money at all, but that will
change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill
Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
participating in their special e-mail program .
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I no longer worry about my soul because I have
363,214 angels looking out for me, and
St. Theresa's novena has granted my every
wish.
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I no longer eat KFC because their chickens
are actually horrible mutant freaks with no
eyes or feathers.
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I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants
even though I smell like a water buffalo on a
hot day.
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Thanks to all of you,

I have learned that my prayers
only get answered if I forward an e-mail to
seven of my friends and make a wish within
five minutes.
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Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca
Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
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I no longer can buy gasoline without taking
someone along to watch the car so a serial
killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm
pumping gas.
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I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the
people who make these products are atheists
who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.
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I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave
because it causes cancer.
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And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a
cup of water in the microwave anymore
because it will blow up in my face...
disfiguring me for life.
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I no longer check the coin return on pay
phones because I could be pricked with a
needle infected with AIDS.
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I no longer go to shopping malls because
someone will drug me with a perfume
sample and rob me.
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I no longer receive packages from UPS or
FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in
disguise.
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I no longer shop at Target since they are
French and don't support our American
troops or the Salvation Army.
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I no longer answer the phone because
someone will ask me to dial a number for
or which I will get a phone bill with calls to
Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and
Uzbekistan.
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I no longer buy expensive cookies from
Neiman-Marcus since I now have their
recipe.
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Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet
but mine because a big brown African
spider is lurking under the seat to cause
me instant death when it bites my butt.
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And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever
pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot
because it probably was placed there by a
rapist waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
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Have a wonderful day...

Oh, by the way.....

A German scientist from Argentina, after a
lengthy study, has discovered that people
with insufficient brain activity read their
e-mails while playing with their mouse.

"Just Sayin"
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--

Awesome Artist

I can't believe this was done by a teenager!
There is a huge rock near a gravel pit on
Hwy.25 in rural Iowa. For generations, kids
have painted slogans, names, and
obscenities on this rock, changing its character
many times.

A few months back, the rock received its
latest paint job, and since then it has been left
completely undisturbed.

It's quite an impressive sight. Be sure to scroll
down and check out the multiple photos.
(all angles) of the rock.

I thought the flag was draped over the rock,
but it's not. It's actually painted on the rock too.

Here's the artist:

Ray "Bubba" Sorensen.

AWESOME Work, RAY ...
Thank you!
" God Bless America "
and
"OUR SOLDIERS AND VETS"