There is a medical distinction. We've all
heard about people having guts or balls,
but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night
out with the guys, being met by your wife
with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night
out with the guys, smelling of perfume and
beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
''You're next, fatso.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions. Medically speaking, there is no
difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.
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