Medical Advancements

A French doctor says, medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for work in
six weeks.

A German doctor says, that's nothing; we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says, in my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another and have them both looking
for work in two weeks.

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, you
guys are way behind. We recently took a man with
no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House,
and now half the country is looking for work.