More Redneck's

Redneck Gal's Man of Her Dreams Winner and the Runner up


A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow .
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

Redneck Cooler

How do you know when you're staying
in a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and say,
I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, Go ahead.

Redneck Cellar



How can you tell if a redneck is married ? . .
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides
of his pickup truck.

Redneck Garden

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.

Redneck Limo Camper



Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
Redneck murder .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records

Redneck Mailbox



Who invented the toothbrush ? . .
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.)

Redneck Moon Landing



A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut ?'

Redneck Time Out

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

Redneck Wiener Roast

A new Redneck law was just recently passed . .
When a couple gets divorced,
they are STILL cousins.

Redneck Wheelchair

Did you hear that the Redneck governor's
mansion burned down ? . .
'Yep. Pert'near took out the whole trailer park,
said the redneck, the library was a total loss too.
Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the
governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
.

A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)

That's all folks !