YA, GOTTA LOVE HIM....A MUST READ...
PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR...READ
THIS!
HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK .
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says
'I love New York ' in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if
he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to
come up with the perfect plan. What we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to
stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but
I have not heard of a plan for peace. So,
here's one plan.'
1) 'The US will apologize to the world for
our 'interference' in their affairs, past &
present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the
rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never
'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over
the world, starting with Germany , South
Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines.
They don't want us there. We would station
troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave We'll give them a
free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of whom or where they are. They're
illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to 90 days unless given a special
permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never
be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older
ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes,
they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like
it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to
Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides most of what we give them is
stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer.
The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your
tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a
baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
If you agree with the above tell it to friends...If not,
and I would be amazed!!
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