I was shopping at the local supermarket
where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor
belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the
items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the
purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.
I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well,
you know what, you're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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