Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.
How am I supposed to slap a ho without an
essential part of my balanced breakfast?
Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce
section…
I think I just sharted…
Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??
Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system?
The structure of a sub-atomic particle?
Nice purse!
AHH! I love the frozen food section… it tingles!
Umm… excuse me, sir…
Rawrrrrrrrr…
I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.
I have the same outfit, only in red.
Just in case you had the urge…
Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
for a reunion tour.
Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man + large,
supple breast implants.
He is wearing… a trash bag… as a skirt. I can’t even
fathom a reason why! – “Well maybe it was some
sort of an emergency.” Who knows what he is going
to use the Tupperware for.
Oklahoma
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Its not her fault; that guy’s fabulous rat tail makes all the
girls pull their skirts up..
California
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I’ve got 4 to 1 odds saying she smelled her hand after
she pulled it back out.
Utah
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Oh, It’s like a garbage bag filled with creamed corn.
Georgia
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C’mon now. This brings a whole new meaning to the
term ‘half-assed’.
California
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I wonder if this guy wears those jeans with any other
shirt. It’s too bad that they don’t make jeans with a
giant douche on them, then he would be set for any
shirt.
Tennessee
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Is it just me, or do mullets look 10x better with camo?
These two are like the Mario and Luigi of Walmart.
Texas and California
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This is either the ugliest woman ever, the worst cross-
dresser ever, or a guy that is really bad at choosing
gender appropriate clothes. Maybe it’s all three – an
ugly woman, cross-dressing as a man, who can’t
pick out manly clothes.
Texas
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You are not a ballerina so don’t dress like one! That shirt
manages to give your side boobs back boobs…..I’m not
even sure how that’s possible, but you accomplished it.
New Hampshire
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Either that kid looks exactly like him, or believe it or not,
Mr. Superbad himself is shopping at the Wal.
Colorado
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I guess he thought he could roll his underwear over his
pants and use them as a belt…didn’t work.
Utah
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I’m still trying to figure out if that outfit is made like that
on purpose or if its just trying to tear itself away from her
body.
Texas
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“What is Walmart gay?” – great question; Walmart gay is
extra flamboyant attire like this, that is still rooted in
Walmartness. For example, tying your shirt up like so is
very flamboyant, however it is also flannel. Pink shorts –>
big belt buckle. Big goofy hat –> doesnt match a thing. I
think you get the idea.
Florida
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“Hey, PoWM, this is probably staged to get on your
website!” – Well, if this guy grew that enchanting Ponytail
for 11 years so he could one day squeeze into his tightest
shirt, Lt. Dangle shorts and Goth boots for the purpose of
taking a picture at Walmart and getting his 15 minutes of
fame on our website…….then i guess he got one over
on us.
Texas
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This lady looks like she woke up in an alley somewhere
in Mexico and had the urge to get to a Wal-mart
immediatamente.
South Carolina
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My man looks like a walking, talking, pimping Neapolitan
Ice Cream. I bet that pimp hand is cold ladies.
Ohio
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Create your own caption. I’m in the middle of pouring
bleach into my eyes.
West Virginia
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Well the bleach from earlier obviously didn’t do the trick
because I still see this…. I’m switching to Drano.
Texas
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Fashion tip: Your house arrest ankle bracelet is not an
accessory, so you probably don’t want to go all LL Cool J
with your sweatpants.
Unknown
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I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is
tight and snug….come to think of it, this guy kind of
looks like a big condom but I don’t have the balls to
tell him that.
Georgia
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Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your
nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it
is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential
suitors.
Oklahoma
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Hell no we ain’t got no gays down here in Texas!…..
Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself.
Looks good don’t it?
Texas
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