Why there Should Be "No Running In The HOUSE"

SEEING IS BELIEVING!!!!!!!
How many times have we been 

told??? . . .
and have told our children NOT 

to run in the house?
Did we always listen?
Do they listen?
Not always. Sometimes our 

seemingly futile efforts fail,
and 'boo-boo's' happen.

Here is a little guy who didn't 

listen, and now he's got his
own souvenir scars to show 

his children someday.

Perhaps he'll learn from his 

mistake. Just Maybe....

Doesn't look so-o bad Does it?.
Perhaps he should keep this next photo
handy to explain the way it happened - - - -

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OOOHHHHH!!!
That's GOTTA hurt!!!

True Karma !!!

    A motorcycle patrolman was
rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix.

    The doctors operated and
advised him that all was well.

    However, the patrolman kept
feeling something pulling at
the hairs in his crotch.

    Worried that he might of had
a second surgery and the
doctors hadn't told him about
it yet, he finally got enough
energy to pull his hospital
gown up enough so he could
look at what was making
him so uncomfortable.

    Taped firmly across his
pubic hair were three wide
strips of adhesive tape, the
kind that doesn't come off
easily.

    Written in large black
letters was the sentence:

"Get well soon...from the
nurse in the White Jeep
you pulled over last week"

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