Triplets

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were
discussing what they would like to be when born and grown up.

The first one said, "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this,
and asked "Why plumber?" He replied, "so I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda
leaky."

The second one said, "I wanna be an electrician." The others
laughed at this and asked "Why an electrician?" He replied, "So I
can get some lights in here, it's dark!"

The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious,
and laughed for a full 5 minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you
want to be a boxer?"

He replied, "So I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps
coming in here and spitting on us!"

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